You know Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide we are never amazed at our fearless leader General Jack. Its not the major details that one misses. It's always the little, minuscule, minute ones that always blow the lid off any story. Especially when the story is is being smoked by our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema.
This one involves Edward "Chico" Caraballo. Yes Chico the Four Time Emmy Award Winning Journo! General Jack has been screaming about poor old Chico being detained while he was nothing more than a journalist covering a story. General Jack has made much to do about Chico stating;
"Are we asking for your pity? Or begging someone to get us out of here? Hardly. We're big boys, and we don't need anyone begging or crying for us, and that includes our families.
We apologize to them for the pain it has put them through, but the reality is that war is hell. We could be dead like 1350 Americans in Iraq. So I guess we are in pretty damn good shape. War is hell, your president told you that. He told you this would be a long hard haul. I never expected anything less. Neither did Brent, Zorro, or my other guys. As for Ed Caraballo, he is not a cameraman that I hired. More bullshit from more lying journalists.
Ed Caraballo carried journalist ID from a major press organization (no, not CBS you idiots at Floggin) and he carried a NYPD Press ID Card, and a Geneva Convention Press ID Card (yes there is such a thing in spite of what some disenchanted loser in Romania says on his website). Ed is not only a four-time Emmy Award winning producer, videographer and editor, but he has twenty-five years in the business and has worked for CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, BBC, HBO, UPN, National Geographic, and many others. Journalists fail to mention that because all the third-string freelance losers writing about us will only see an Emmy on TV, and never in their living room. "
Let's see here now....."Ed Caraballo carried journalist ID from a major press organization (no, not CBS you idiots at Floggin) and he carried a NYPD Press ID Card, and a Geneva Convention Press ID Card (yes there is such a thing in spite of what some disenchanted loser in Romania says on his website). "
Well Jack what the heck does a NYPD and a Geneva Convention Press ID Card have anything to do with anything? And by the way, Chico may have been carrying Press ID from a major network but that so-called network had nothing to do with Chico's involvement with you! But we were kind of interested in finding out what the real story was regarding Chico. General Jack goes on to state "As for Ed Caraballo, he is not a cameraman that I hired. More bullshit from more lying journalists". So we had one of our Junior Cape Crusaders take a look. And what did he find?
"Caraballo was refused support by the Committee to Protect Journalists because he was not acting as an independent journalist but rather in the employ of or at least as a business associate of Jack Idema."
So the Committee to Protect Journalists REFUSED Chico's request because he was not a INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST but a Idema hack.....it seems........ Well now this make sense doesn't it! This is why there was no major outcry from Journo's screaming bloody murder about Chico! Funny Gummo never mentioned any of this.......
Well Jack its our understanding that you are in the mists of pulling off another load of bull-sheet-rock in Kubal as we go to print. We hope that you all are released very soon from Kubal! Life there is no fun. Besides Uncle Sam awaits you here! And look at the bright side Jack! There is no Internet Service in any Fed Pen for convicted fraudsters..........
Hold on to your seats Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide there could be a earthquake coming soon! Or make its a Jack Quake? You know the ones, a little trembling, a little shaking and then the big fizzle...........