Jack and the Realians

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide and our new trusty side-kick Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas of COWS BLOC!

Yes! Junior Cape Crusaders the Raelians.... You remember the Raelians? The phony cloning scam a few years back? Just like their hero Jack Idema a bunch of whack job looney phonies... Hey Thomas these whack jobs even out do YOU!

Here is a personal note to our imprisoned POW Hero Leader Commander Jack Idema and his Raelian and Serbian mobster friends........

Dear Jack:

Remember your Serbian Realian friend and phony jurno Mirko Miskovic? Well, we all know you have interesting friends, but this pedophialia-obsessed Mirko guy is a real piece of work.

What is he? President if the First Bank of the island tax haven Republic of Freedonia? Well, no, because the country of Freedonia doesn't actually exist, whereas the Republic of Serbian Krajina (government in exile) . . . is in . . . St. Helena?

Now of course, being the Execuitive Director for Southeastern Europe for Safeholder, a bank-in-a-box company, Mr. MisKovic would be perfectly aware that founding a bank in St. Helena would require an act of the UK Pariament. So Mirko's bank is governed by the banking laws of the RSK???

What is the RSK exactly? A utopian fantasy of an ethnically cleansed Krajina? Nice friends you got there, Jack. Lynn is merely homicidal. The RSK takes that to another level. So what are the RSK's banking laws exactly? Killing a Croat as a requirement for each transaction? Special financing for those wishing start a mass grave? Special deals for guys on trial in the Hague? Nice.

And the Safeholder casio thing: that's pretty slick. Has Vojislav Seselj won the lottery lately from his cell in the Hague? And speaking of which, who IS this SEKELJ that Safeholder genocide-chasing mail-order attorney Jonathan Levy keeps buying stuff from on eBay?

So were you in on their little weapons trafficking gigs? Or did they get into that after you went to jail? Maybe you can hook them up with Cow to do blogs for them all after they go down. Looks like they have a fair amount of money kicking around offshore and in those Swiss Bank accounts. Should be a good gig. Might improve her lifestyle enough that she can move her home movie studio out of her bathroon. Whatcha think? But maybe Mirko and his friends won't get SAT phones beer runs where they're going.

So is this Miskovic guy a banker or a publisher? Before he got scared and took it all down, he had all kinds of wild and crazy stuff up on skynemesis.org. What's up with the career change? And what's Goran Hadzic up to these days?

And you are just sitting there in your cell saying yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we couldn't possibly have any hard evidence to connect you to your psychotic, cyberstalking, litigious, drug running, sexually obsessed, money laundering, weapons trafficking friends in the Republic of Serbian Krajina and in other imaginary places.

Could we?

What's next Jack?

DISCOURAGED FORWARD!