ITS A Conspiracy!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis!

Today we will visit with that legal master John Edwards "Gummo" Tiffany the Haitian Ambulance Chaser in charge of the legal defense of our Imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema!


"Meanwhile, Idema's lawyer, John Tiffany of New Jersey, when asked about the allegations that Idema had received money from Alocozy's transfer service, said he believes The Daily Review is "being used" by federal agents running a smear campaign against Idema."This is bull—-," Tiffany said, yelling into the phone. "If the American public knew what was going on, there would be a revolution. It's outrageous. ... This is nothing more than an attempt to assassinate the character of my client."

ITS A CONSPIRACY!

"Tiffany said, yelling into the phone. "If the American public knew what was going on, there would be a revolution."

Yes Gummo, Congress would go into emergency session, the White House would be shaking in its Texas Boots, The US Supreme Court would immediately consider the merits of this case and we would be in a Constitutional Crisis! All over Our Imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema! Gummo you should stop drinking the General Jack cool-aid! An attempt to assassinate the character of our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema? Gummo, Jack is a character not has one... "This is bull"? Oh really? The USG needs to show the evidence? It will at Jacks trial! You should know better than this? Where did you get your JD from? Port 'O Prince University?

But we of course have some questions that you and Francis still refuse to answer.

Now all of these records are REAL! None of them have been "Jacked up" of course Gummo please prove us wrong.

1. Prove that this The DD214 is not his?

2. Prove that Jack did not impersonate a Phony DoD Contractor?

3. Where was our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema getting his financing from?

4. Was our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema ever a DoD Contracting Officer? Was Gary Scurka? Oh yeah hey Gary you were Jack business partner what did you tell the Feds?

5. Did our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema know what a Hawala was? And did you know this? Interesting that the USG is looking at "Lawyers" as persons of interest...eh?

6. What was filed as our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema last Income Tax Report?

5. Prove that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema operation was really sanctioned by the USG and not with onesided e mails and phone calls to DoD Secretaries and Policy wonks? BTW Better ask FBI Agent Gary Rohen if he ever planned to Join Jack in Kubal?

7. Why doesn't our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema post his Fox News contract? BTW put up the real Fox News AQ Tape Agreement... It was not with Jack now was it?

8. Why does our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema continue to change his "how I found the AQ Tapes" story?

9. What was the relationship between our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema and Noor Alocozy who was arrested by ICE for fronting the Hawala Jack was using? How much Money did Jack tell you he sent? You mean your client did not even alert his lawyer to this ...ah... small oversight eh? Dang Gummo, you must love to be punished..... Wonder what else is coming down? Yea there is more Gummo! Better have a heart to stone talk with your client!

10. What is the relationship between our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema and Mr. Noorullah B. Delawai of 3925 Sunset Avenue Los Angeles, and 1901 Avenue of the Stars, Suite 931, Motrose, California? What was the relationship between our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema and Mr. Mohammad Ehsa, Mr. Haji Haroun, Mr. Saifi and Mr. Yacoub Qhane of Ehsan & Company? Could these ..ah... Gentlemen and the Hawala all be connected? Better ask Jack, Gummo. We are sure you just love surprises!

Oh yeah that right the FBI took all the evidence and even the front lawn! Hey Francis "I want in/I want out" Pizzulli you better be thinking really hard about "I want in/I want out"! Now is a real good time!

Hey Jack you actually paying for this ...ah.... defense strategy? Vicky if this is an example of what Jackboys defense is going to be like, you will be broke in a matter of days! Remember its about the future.....

Francis..... we just shake our heads...... Forget a Docudrama this has the making for a SNL Show! Bet you don't want to be the headliner! But according to the California Case File you seems to have snowballed the Judge again .... or at least until August 2nd! Wonder if Jack will get out just to make it to Club Fed? Yes Francis and Gummo no bail Jack is considered a flight risk..... Wonder if Chico and Harpo will be also charged?

Gummo! Keep up the good work. With legal defenses like this one and the one that you used in Kubal Jack will not be seeing freedom anytime soon! Even if he does get out of prison in Kubal there is another one waiting for him! Bet you can't wait to see what the USG has in store for him?

KEEP SMILING GUMMO! The shouting is so un-cool!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD!