Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Jacks Docket! Or is it Jacks Jock Itch!?

Discouraged Forward! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis!

Today Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis we will again try to blow some smoke (cough, cough....gag..) away from some of the smoke generated by our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema!

On Jacks Docket our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema loves to boast about his Machiavellian style as a Super Pro-Se Litigator!

"Contrary to the Press assertions of "frivolous litigation," Jack has never had a case dismissed under those criteria. In fact, during a 2001 case, he won a multi-million dollar case in a three week jury trial, where he represented HIMSELF against three attorneys, one of which was a top capital offense lawyer in North Carolina, and a candidate for District Attorney. The Court rejected the defendants' Motion for a new trial which was based on Jack not being a licensed lawyer since Jack had also represented corporations. The Court of Appeals also rejected the defendants' plea to overturn the verdict. The case is now in settlement proceedings.

"He won a $3.8 million dollar judgment (Jury Verdict for $800k actual, $1 million punitive, treble for Unfair & Deceptive Trade Practices) against more people involved in his 1991 federal criminal case (Idema vs Wiggs, et al; NC Superior Court). In that case Wiggs, and others not only worked with the FBI against Jack, but they sold off all of Jack's possessions, his military awards, and his property, stole his business, and even threw his uniforms with awards in the garbage. Some of Jack's property was recovered by Special Forces Sergeant John Diggs, and Command Sergeant Major Thomas O'Donnell who testified at trial. Sergeant Diggs, no stranger to Jack's tenacity and perseverance, told the jury, "I always knew he'd be back for his stuff, so I hung onto it." The jury was apparently not happy with defendants. The verdict against them was swift and painful."

Well Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis after a records search we seem to again come up empty handed (what a surprise) and can't seem to find any record of any "first of its kind" jury awards. This includes no press reports either and that is even more surprising! Yes as we have reported there is a "Settlement" in the case of Idema Vs. Wiggins. Of course the settlement states that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema agrees to the settlement and releases all claims against Wiggins. Yes Jack we are taking a look at the case to see if there could be any ....ah.... anomalies let say? While we did find that on March 5, 2005 in Cumberland County Court a case you filed against Robin Moore's assistant, Christopher Thompson, his father, Lynn Thompson, and four other parties, was dismissed!

"Mr. Idema accuses the defendants of slander, defamation, damage to property, breach of contract and inflicting "mental and emotional distress."The other defendants named in the civil lawsuit are Sini Elina McKeon, a friend of Mr. Thompson; Rachael Thompson, Mr. Thompson's mother; and Hannah B. Grant, owner of the US Flea Market Mall in Fayetteville. In the lawsuit, Mr. Idema alleges the defendants variously damaged or stole his property, ran hotel room service bills in his name, interfered with the promotion of Mr. Moore's book and threatened the author.

The same old MO, they stole from me, they conspired against me, they attacked me, and it was dismissed after Jack as a POW Prisoner petitioner.....ah.....failed to appear as he told the Court he would be there to represent himself!

We find it rather humorous that Jack just loves to "project" against others. Let's see.... Jack say's Thompson is a drunk, beats women and impersonates cops....hummm.......right Detective Idema? Your words not anyone else's. Ah.... who has a record of abusing women? Oh thats right Detective Idema.... Who hoodwinked 18,000 from the Bin Laden LLC and about 7,500 from that so-called Charity that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema had? Oh yeah! Detective Idema! Talk about a drunk? Now this is one of the great Jack legends! Right Detective Idema?!

Want to bet the IRS is seeking those charity books?

On even a more humorous note it appears that not only does it seem that David Passaro is using Jacks old MO, the USG, the FBI, CIA, KGB is conspiring against me ( we do note that we have not rendered any decision in this case yet but we are just citing the similar defense strategies) . However it appears that the Judge in the case is an old pro at blowing through all of the smoke and mirrors and should be able to see the facts. Oh yeah, its good old U.S. District Judge Terrence Boyle! Jacks old buddy! Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy don't it! ? You remember Judge Boyle? He is the Judge that sent Jack to Club Fed! "All of the things you purport about what a wonderful patriot you are and what a singled-out person you are is pure fantasy,''....Judge Terrence Boyle ``

Abuse Suspect Jailed on Beating Charges

ELIZABETH CITY, N.C. (AP) - A former CIA contractor free on bail while awaiting trial in the death of an Afghani prisoner was ordered back to jail Wednesday after he was charged with assaulting his girlfriend.David Passaro, 38, the first civilian to be prosecuted on charges of mistreating a military detainee in the war on terrorism, was arrested last week after his girlfriend complained that he pushed her into a door, causing her to fall down a staircase. He faces assault and other state charges.***

On Wednesday, U.S. District Judge Terrence Boyle said Passaro was a flight risk and danger to others.Passaro is accused of beating and kicking prisoner Abdul Wali while Wali was interrogated for two days at an American base in Afghanistan in 2003. Wali later died in custody.Passaro denies any role in Wali's death and maintains he was made a scapegoat following the prisoner abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. He faces a maximum 40 of years in prison and $1 million in fines if convicted. His trial is scheduled for July. 06/08/05 14:50 EDT

You know Jack you should consider renaming that book of yours the "Army of One" to the "Harm-Me Of One"

But Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis what is even more interesting than the fabled Jack the Humanitarian security expert, counter-terrorist hunter killer is Jack the Hunk Boy or should we say Jack The Zipper......

You see Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis there is no oath, no statement, no testimony, no agreement, no promise and no marriage vow that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema would not compromise, jeopardize, dishonor, endanger or just plainly blow off for his own self-gratification.

Like one of his former clients is reported to have said, "Keith could charm the pants off you but he was obviously nuts. Something wasn't quite right. He pitched himself as an ex Green Beret who does humanitarian security work. Someone who did private security for NGOs. He almost brought us down. "

You see Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis back in 2001 when our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema was not yet called our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema. He, using his superior combat experience and Green Beret knowledge to plan out his Afghan Mission remembering his A-Team days in isolation planning covert missions to third world countries to save the Republic!

Masterfully planned out his Afghan mission understanding all the details and geo-politics of the players he would one day hoodwink work with! But on the flight over our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema fell deep asleep and dreamed back to the days of being a super counter-intelligence secret agent in the old and dangerous USSR! Our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema knew by instinct that he would need savoy, experienced, interperters! When Jack awoke from his nightmare as it is reported to us,

"when Jack and the crew showed up wearing Nat Geo Tshirts and hats. one of the people at dinner wondered who the two Russian girls were. Apparently Keith met his new girlfriend on the plane and invited her to come to Afghanistan to be an interpreter. She was Russian and in her mid 20's. The problem is she was a cosmetologist. And speaking Russian in post soviet Afghanistan is guaranteed to get you shot by your hosts.

She invited a girlfriend for dinner and she sat on Jack;s lap and made out all night. He also didn't have a dollar to his name and stuck his hosts with the bill. Idema took her to his room that night and Jack did to his new young girlfriend what Yeltsin did to Russia all night long."

Now Vicky, believe what ever you wish but wake up.... do your Mrs. Homework! Remember there is a thing called a future! As our heroine notes it seems that Our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema trusts everyone else with his money and paying bills, except you. Now Vicky no matter what you plan to do and that even means to protect your husband. You should do everything you need to also protect your own interests even if you need to bring in a lawyer who will represent you! Many of old Jacks buds will be treasure hunting now!

Stay Tuned Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis! There is more to come! Be on the look out for a new and exciting book to come to the greatest book stores nearest you! The Hunt for Bin Pussy!



Jacks Got Money! He hoodwinked ya? He scammed ya? He owes ya?

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