Liar, Liar Pants On Fire Part Duce!

Discouraged Forward! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis!

Today Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis we have a zinger and addition to our Tuesday, April 19, 2005 post, Liar, Liar Pants On Fire! But first let us point out another interesting fact in Jacks Docket! Or is it Jacks Jock Itch!? regarding our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema frivilous lawsuit Idema vs. Christopher Thompson, Lynn Thompson, Sini Elina McKeon, Rachael Thompson, Hannah B. Grant and the Kitchen Sink, that was dismissed on March 5, 2005 after our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema promised the Court he would be present to conduct the case! Kind of forgot to tell this Court that another Court had a different plan for you, eh Jack?

But Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis one of the things that was very interesting was the Attorney representing the defendants, Mr. Benjamin Deaver. Mr. Deaver, is also a former "COMBAT PROVEN" Green Beret who often represents the legal interests of Special Forces organizations. Now how is that for a good ol' knee slap?! Say's a lot doesn't it? BTW Jack where was Gummo the Haitian Ambulance Chaser? We know Francis does not practice criminal law. We hear Deaver was all to willing to defend the case.

But Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis lets get to the heart of our new addition to Liar, Liar Pants on Fire! Ready Francis? Are you sure? Sitting down? Got a glass of water and a couple of asprin? You will need them.... Matter of fact take the bottle of asprin with you! Oh yeah and you better send a case to Gummo the Haitian Ambulance Chaser....

Many reporters have tried to tell their readers about our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema and is infamous exploits. Our own heroine has extensively reported on our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema and has pointed to many discrepancies in Jack's hobbit fable of hunting Bin Laden. Only all of them have come under personal attack by our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema!

BTW Junior Cape Crusaders we highly recommend all of you to visit Flogging the Simian our gal has done a banged up job reporting about our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema. But her PDB is even more well worth a daily visit to her site. While please remember she gave up her day job to write for you! So when you can, help support her weblog! We also would like for all of you to visit her new undertaking Love In Romania! Romanian gals are just not only beautiful but very intelligent!

....ah... but not you Jack, your married!

Back to Liar, Liar Pants on Fire! On our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema's website www.superpatriots.us , Top 100 Press Lies regarding charitable donations, he states;

"Press Lie # 12-

"Total lies. These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist. It is a complete fabrication and myth. Totally made up, never happened. If it did, Mariah Blake and Stacy Sullivan sure as hell would have printed the bank records, but they didn't. Jack never took a dime from anyone in donations, and every dime he spent in the War On Terror and for humanitarian aid efforts and medical supplies for the Afghans was his OWN money. We bet this one is getting them sued post haste. The source for this, Chris Thompson, was already getting sued by Jack because it was Thompson that was stealing money, and he got caught doing it."

And on another of his pages...

"He earned it, and won some of it suing assholes like the ones he is suing now or about to sue for violations of copyrights and theft of intellectual property. So, unless Jack can be charged with defrauding himself out of a donation, not only is there nothing illegal, but in fact, it is incredibly exemplary and generous of him to spend only his OWN money on relief efforts."

Well Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis we would consider these statements slightly corrupt (sic) and in the case of "Jack never took a dime from anyone in donations" a rather small understatement, ...ah... exaggeration, allusion, oxymoron, especially the moron part, or better yet maybe the term Bull-Sheet-Rock is a better explanation for these rather colorful quotes by Jack. But we wish for all of you to remember this one phrase "These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist"!

You know Jack we do not know why the Press would not publish any reported bank records. But we sure will! And we will also post two of your letters to your ...ah... Hawala buddies as well as a few receipts for relief aid video's. My Jack you were sending money you supposedly did not have all over the place! "These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist"! Counterr Group Relief Fund LLC.... Hummm $11,575.00.... Yep not "a dime" just 115,750 of them.... Catchy letterhead BTW, "JACK USSF Special Advisor"! Oh Yeah Jack, it does not look like Chris Thompson was stealing anything as you claimed he has........ Jack!

Yes Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis we have also done our civic duty and made sure that IRS Intelligence has copies of these bank records that do not exist! You know Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis sometimes when people dig big holes the side-walls have a tendency to collapse and those standing too close can accidentally fall in. Wonder who is close enough to this hole to fall in?

On top of that we also have another addition to the "Jack The Hunk" story. You see Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis. Before Jack went into isolation with his Russian interloper Interpreter to plan out his next "covert move" he like, kind of, did the town, or went bar hopping with her and dang near missed his movement to cross the boarder! Hey Jack! You paid that bill?

Yes Jack we know how stressful the "Hunt for Bin Laden" can be! Those hot and dangerous days stalking your prey! Getting shot at, kidnapping innocent civilians and torturing them! There is nothing like after a long hot and dangerous trek coming back to the base camp to relieve that stress with a few frosty beers and a couple of Thai Hookers. We are sure Vicky does not mind at all! Vicky once again believe what you wish, but do your Mrs. Homework. That cash cow Jack just got is a opening to a real second chance and a future. Be smart about it!

So Stay Tuned Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis there is more action, ZAPO! KaPoW! KaBooM! Heading your way! And REMEMBER:

"These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", "These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist", These so-called "bank records" DO NOT exist"!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD!