OH! boy... ol.... boy ol.... boy!
Good news Francis!
Da boyz in Fayetteville tell us that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema has finally come into some BIG BUCKS! WOW! Well Junior Cape Crusaders it looks like the US Attorney has got some 260k all locked up in escrow as our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema appeals the judgment ! And it looks like our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema North Carolina Lawyer Theodore B. Smyth is holding some additional 250K! Dang Jack thats a lot of Green Backs to be throwing around Kubal! Hey you might even get to buy your way out and even back in! That is of course if your not charged by Uncle Sam on the way back to the States!
But hold on there partner!
In glorious preparation for this windfall day we at Stupor Patriot Comm Center as a free Public Service did a extensive debt check on our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema (yes Jack we have your social security number and both passport numbers) discovering a boat load of additional creditors! So at no charge we are making sure that all of them are advised that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema is about to come into some BIG BUCKS! Please send all inquires to: Theodore B. Smyth Smyth & Cioffi, L.L.P. 3517 Almanac Drive, Raleigh, NC 27609, Phone: (919) 821-7721 E-mail:tsclaw@tscllp.com Fax:(919) 821-0019 Web site: http://www.ncinjurylawyers.com
Now Francis, doesn't our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema owe Steven Spielberg some money? You should send it you know. Here we will help you so you don't have to dig out the order. Send it to, Mr. Louis P. Petrich Leopold of , Petrich & Smith, A Professional Corporation located at 2049 Century Park East, Suite 3110Los Angeles, CA 90067-3274, Telephone 1.310.277.3333, Facsimile 1.310.277.7444 they are the attorney's of record for Mr. Speilberg!! We can't help but wonder if they would be happy to finally possibly see some money from our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema so he can't be called the deadbeat convict!
BTW Francis doesn't our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema also owe the Fox News Channel some $20,000? Time to pay up!
And as a Public Service to our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema we also found a new hot line for him since his Hawala was shut down ! 1-800-829-0433 All he has to do is call them and tell them that he wants to send some big bucks to Afghanistan with no questions asked!
We hate to see our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "groucho" General Jack Idema not be able to get all that money into Afghanistan !
DISCOURAGED FORWARD!
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