Saturday, June 04, 2005

SLAPP ME! May I Have Another!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis!

Today Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis. We will review a new motion in the Idema vs. Fox News case file. Its called a "Motion To Strike" or "anti-SLAPP" !

So that you all can follow along lets take a look at the California case file! Once you access the site just enter the case number "BC296228" and of course nothing is free and the Courts charge for any additional access. But for those interested its worth it!

A anti-SLAPP is basically a motion that a defendant can immediately file asking for a "special motion to strike" to force a plaintiff to put up or shut up! If the Court finds favor with the motion the Court must dismiss the action or lawsuit. Here is the best part and Francis listen very carefully. If the Court find favor with the anti-SLAPP the Plaintiff [our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema] will have to PAY the defendant just like he owes The Fox News Channel 20,000 for its victory with its anti-SLAPP!

The anti-SLAPP statute was enacted to protect those who participate in public issues from "strategic lawsuits against participation" designed to intimidate them! So Junior Cape Crusader and our trusty side-kick Francis its time for our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema to PUT UP OR SHUT UP!

The highlights are:

Fork over your Fox News Contract!
Fork over that
Fork over the proof that there was a copy right violation on the AQ Tapes!
Fork over the proof that you were a DoD Contractor and US Army Major!
Fork over the proof that you were an
Official Advisor to the Northern Alliance!
Fork over the proof that were financially not mentally damaged!
Fork over the proof that the parties conspired against you!
Fork over the proof this is not a
frivolous and malicious intimidating lawsuit!
Fork over the proof that you are not a pubic Public Figure!
Fork over the proof that you have
a chance to prevail in the action!
Fork over the proof that the First Amendment only applies to you!
Fork over proof that you are not
BUKU DINKY DAO! (this is a tough one)

Yes Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis its time for our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema to put up the beef or put his foot in his mouth! Now Francis we fully expect you and that Haitian Ambulance Chaser Gummo Tiffany to come up with some form of irresponsible, laughable, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, counter motion. So please don't disappoint us and we will be watching!

Now Francis get this when we say proof we mean actually proof not the stuff that Jack can manufacture! That Jack generates as smoke and that Jacks smears people with! We mean actual evidence! Honest to goodness (and goodness is the last thing that pertains to Jack) e v i d e n c e!

You see Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis we know that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema is pacing in his palace suite prison cell praying to what ever, that he can pay off his Afghan victims and come back hoping that Uncle Sam does not indict him on more charges so he can do his Marx Brothers routine in Court and make fools of both Francis and the Haitian Ambulance Chaser. You know Francis the reasons why Fogelnest is not partnered with you and jumping on the Idema band wagon are 1. He is actually a good lawyer. 2. He does his fact checking. 3. Never backs a whack job, 4. Never writes teary postings on Haitian websites 5. He would not be intimidated by his client and 6. He does not expect to get paid, he gets paid!

But we all know that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema first love it to get his arms around Viktoria Runningwolf, Victoria Roberson, Vicky Boyette, his wife, more money to buy weapons so he can get right back into the Hunt For Bin Laden! Like the Afghan Government is going to let him back in.

You know Vicky your a looker. A smart gal. You got a heart. The cloning dog thing? Not a good biz deal, trust us. Ok so you screwed up when you were younger. But there is a thing called the "future" and Jack just got himself a nice line of bucks and your going to let him throw it all away on some Haitian Ambulance Chaser? Running back to Afghanistan or even maybe Baghdad so he can get himself locked up again, if he is not locked up coming home? You married this guy! Did he marry you for love? Or did he marry you because a wife can't testify against her husband? You can't believe that Jack has been loyal to you while he has been running around Afghanistan now can you? We hear that Jack has been BUKU Boom Boom from Tashkent to Kubal! Now Vicky you just can't be this STUPID! Heck why you still hanging with this guy? You must love punishment! We certainly hope that this pot of gold that Jack has is jointly controlled by you, his wife and not good ol' Sargie Bumback. If its not you, you better get a grip on yourself!

Heck the guy even posts that you can be a "bitch" and using you as a PR opportunity. You know you violated parole. What did you expect? Your hanging with this guy while he is show boating to the world! While he should be kissing your feet for hanging in with him and taking on the FBI! So what are you third or fourth on the Jack food chain? Any more like you hanging around? Time to wake up!

So Junior Cape Crusaders the stakes are raised, the dog race is on and the rabbit is running fast! What will it be? Jacks June Surprise? Or Jack the Court Jester?

Stay Tuned Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis its either going to be a photo finish or Jacks dog is going to jump the rabbit (like it did in tashkent) !


Jacks Got Money!
He hoodwinked ya?
He scammed ya?
He owes ya?

Theodore B. Smyth
Smyth & Cioffi, L.L.P.
3517 Almanac Drive,
Raleigh, NC 27609,
Phone: (919) 821-7721
Fax:(919) 821-0019
Web site: !
(This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by The Stupor Patriots where we believe that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema the deadbeat should pay his bills!)

(Pay your bills Jack and take care of your wife!)

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