Tuesday, August 09, 2005

They did not buy the FBI done it to me!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide and our trusty side-kick "almost out" Francis!

FLASH NEWS! Kaboom! (we are kinda starting to like mushroom clouds!!)

Yes Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide there has been another stinging legal blow to our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho General Jack Idema and his legal dream team! We have been informed that Jack's appeal on the monies owed to the United States Government from his FRAUD conviction have been affirmed to the USG!

Nice some whopping $267,000 US Buckaroos............

Now those poor people that Jack defrauded can finally get some of their money back! Jack now your half a deadbeat! Now all you have to do is pay Speilberg, Fox and about 120 other people! So Jack what happened to taking this all the way to the United States Supreme Court? "I'll spends Billions!" What happened?

Guess the Appeals Court did not buy the FBI done me in story eh? Well Jack while you are writing your next series of ridiculous motions and filings you should wait a while there is a surprise coming out for you!

It will be coming to your favorite book store very shortly......

Guess what? Your one of the stars!



Anonymous said...

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you'd had enough oxygen at birth; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "To be continued!", or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

Anonymous said...

You know, I hate it when people don't use contractions properly.

Your one of the stars is incorrect.


The contraction is "you're".

Look it up. And grow a brain.

Anonymous said...

Col Morris
:sad: The mention of my name in your article was brought to my attention. I have not read your blog except for that line nor do I intend to.

You appear to be a good Christian person so let me appeal to you as a fellow Christian person. LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. Your information about me and the allegations against me in this matter and the indictment you mention are wrong. The public record to include the media articles on the matter are clear. I was the victim of a political turf battle by certain persons and agencies for my efforts to provide critical humanitarian aide to native americans and women and children who were the victims of genocide. I fought that battle. It cost my friends, my family, and me a great deal personally, but it was worth it because I was exonerated in the end. I want nothing more and have wanted nothing more in this matter than to be left out of it and left alone. I will stick with my policy of having no public opinion on this issue or the people involved in it despite what untruths you may have been told and have printed.

Please do not try to contact me. I want to be left alone. I wish you a great and peaceful life, but do the Christian thing and let those of us who want a similar peaceful life to be left alone and not pulled into this mess by unsubstantiated rumor and innuendo. Hopefully others will follow your example.