Tuesday, November 08, 2005

FREAKSTERS FOR JACK IDEMA!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide and our trusty side-kick "almost very out" Francis!

WOW! Junior Cape Crusaders talk about being spammed with psycho-babble ! You should see our e mail from Jacks newly found freakster groupies! Seems like Jack has resigned himself to a long prison term and spends his days passing the time away using the last days of his internet access chatting to some of his newly found religious right-winger groupies, frustrated middle aged house wives and former playboy bunnies. Guess no one of importance cares!

Yes Junior Cape Crusaders seems our Imprisoned POW Hero leader General "Groucho" Jack Idema is pretty much in control of the CAO website!! Of course its all General Jack! Here are a few questions for you Jack lovers?

1. Why is it Jack in in prison and everyone else who Jack claims to be frauds are not?
2. Why is it that Jack can't prove anything he is saying in a Court of Law?
3. Why is it that jack is especially afraid of one man? The man who actually coined the title of the first chapter of the book that Jack hijacked, "The Hunt for Bin Laden" and the "The Tiger Roars"! The man who actually helped put Jack away!
4. Why is it that John Edward Tiffany has a pending ethics complaint signed against him because of Jack?
5. What other smoke has Jack been blowing lately?

Stay tuned Junior Cape Crusaders the answers to these and other Jackster questions coming atcha ya shortly!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD!
(Start learning how to send smoke signals, Jack!)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was just browsing and found your blog. Very Nice! I
have a deer hunting equipment site. You can find everything about deer hunting equipment as well as info hunting rifles, scopes, bows, feeders, stands and more. Please visit, check it out and enjoy!
Rod

Anonymous said...

how's your limp dick today?

hehehehe

Anonymous said...

In many cases, ED indicates of some other underlying disorder such as diabetes or high blood pressure. For this reason, the first and most important component in the treatment of ED is proper examination and diagnosis. Mayo urologists work closely with endocrinologists, cardiologists and other specialists to assess the nature of the patient's ED.

Gathering a complete history of the condition is the first step toward proper diagnosis. Blood tests help physicians determine the level of male hormones and other medical problems. RigiScan and other tests also help to monitor erections during sleep in order to differentiate psychological from physical causes.

The following tests may be used to help diagnose ED:

* Ultrasonography helps to determine whether there is a problem with blood flow to the genitals.
* Neurologic evaluations, accomplished through a physical examination, help urologists determine if there is genital nerve damage.
* Cavernosometry tests the vascular pressure of the penis.
* Cavernosography uses an injectable dye to search for blood flow problems in the penis.

Anonymous said...

LEVITRA is a prescription medicine that is used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED). Men taking nitrate drugs, often used to control chest pain (also known as angina), should not take LEVITRA. Such combinations could cause blood pressure to drop to an unsafe level.

As with all ED drugs, there is a rare risk of an erection lasting longer than four hours. To avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical attention. LEVITRA does not protect against sexually transmitted diseases. In rare instances, men taking PDE5 inhibitors (oral erectile dysfunction medicine, including LEVITRA) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to these medicines or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking PDE5 inhibitors, including LEVITRA, and call a doctor right away.

Discuss your medical conditions, including heart problems, and medications, including alpha blockers prescribed for prostate problems or high blood pressure, with your doctor to ensure LEVITRA is right for you and that you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

The starting dose of LEVITRA is 10 mg taken no more than once per day. Your doctor will decide the dose that is right for you. In patients taking alpha blockers, your doctor may start you on a lower dose of LEVITRA. In patients taking certain medications such as ritonavir, indinavir, ketoconazole, itraconazole, and erythromycin, lower doses of LEVITRA are recommended, and time between doses of LEVITRA may need to be extended.
In clinical trials, the most commonly reported side effects were headache, flushing, and stuffy or runny nose. LEVITRA is available in 2.5-mg, 5-mg, 10-mg, and 20-mg tablets.

Anonymous said...

I take great offense to your stupid comments. Lumping Jack's supporters & claiming none of us are of "importance". Guess again. You have no idea what kind of positions we hold & what we do for a living. Making a blanket assumption just proves your ignorance. There are 3 AMERICANS in an afghanistan prison who we believe truly do not belong there. Please get your facts correct before you spread these vicious lies any further.

Anonymous said...

envisioneer ubiquitous vortals reintermediate enterprise technologies monetize global e-business productize 24/365 supply-chains scale plug-and-play content transform seamless initiatives generate robust solutions harness back-end paradigms incentivize strategic channels target wireless web-readiness brand holistic platforms seize revolutionary users syndicate vertical markets matrix transparent relationships empower ubiquitous users harness cutting-edge action-items maximize enterprise ROI extend holistic bandwidth transition transparent paradigms empower turn-key relationships streamline extensible technologies incentivize magnetic portals utilize seamless eyeballs disintermediate transparent partnerships optimize proactive mindshare cultivate robust web services unleash next-generation networks recontextualize B2B mindshare syndicate bleeding-edge markets synthesize 24/7 ROI expedite efficient platforms orchestrate viral technologies scale rich bandwidth envisioneer rich functionalities redefine e-business ROI

web economy bullshit generator

Anonymous said...

envisioneer ubiquitous vortals reintermediate enterprise technologies monetize global e-business productize 24/365 supply-chains scale plug-and-play content transform seamless initiatives generate robust solutions harness back-end paradigms incentivize strategic channels target wireless web-readiness brand holistic platforms seize revolutionary users syndicate vertical markets matrix transparent relationships empower ubiquitous users harness cutting-edge action-items maximize enterprise ROI extend holistic bandwidth transition transparent paradigms empower turn-key relationships streamline extensible technologies incentivize magnetic portals utilize seamless eyeballs disintermediate transparent partnerships optimize proactive mindshare cultivate robust web services unleash next-generation networks recontextualize B2B mindshare syndicate bleeding-edge markets synthesize 24/7 ROI expedite efficient platforms orchestrate viral technologies scale rich bandwidth envisioneer rich functionalities redefine e-business ROI

web economy bullshit generator

Anonymous said...

envisioneer ubiquitous vortals reintermediate enterprise technologies monetize global e-business productize 24/365 supply-chains scale plug-and-play content transform seamless initiatives generate robust solutions harness back-end paradigms incentivize strategic channels target wireless web-readiness brand holistic platforms seize revolutionary users syndicate vertical markets matrix transparent relationships empower ubiquitous users harness cutting-edge action-items maximize enterprise ROI extend holistic bandwidth transition transparent paradigms empower turn-key relationships streamline extensible technologies incentivize magnetic portals utilize seamless eyeballs disintermediate transparent partnerships optimize proactive mindshare cultivate robust web services unleash next-generation networks recontextualize B2B mindshare syndicate bleeding-edge markets synthesize 24/7 ROI expedite efficient platforms orchestrate viral technologies scale rich bandwidth envisioneer rich functionalities redefine e-business ROI

web economy bullshit generator

Anonymous said...

envisioneer ubiquitous vortals reintermediate enterprise technologies monetize global e-business productize 24/365 supply-chains scale plug-and-play content transform seamless initiatives generate robust solutions harness back-end paradigms incentivize strategic channels target wireless web-readiness brand holistic platforms seize revolutionary users syndicate vertical markets matrix transparent relationships empower ubiquitous users harness cutting-edge action-items maximize enterprise ROI extend holistic bandwidth transition transparent paradigms empower turn-key relationships streamline extensible technologies incentivize magnetic portals utilize seamless eyeballs disintermediate transparent partnerships optimize proactive mindshare cultivate robust web services unleash next-generation networks recontextualize B2B mindshare syndicate bleeding-edge markets synthesize 24/7 ROI expedite efficient platforms orchestrate viral technologies scale rich bandwidth envisioneer rich functionalities redefine e-business ROI

web economy bullshit generator

Anonymous said...

envisioneer ubiquitous vortals reintermediate enterprise technologies monetize global e-business productize 24/365 supply-chains scale plug-and-play content transform seamless initiatives generate robust solutions harness back-end paradigms incentivize strategic channels target wireless web-readiness brand holistic platforms seize revolutionary users syndicate vertical markets matrix transparent relationships empower ubiquitous users harness cutting-edge action-items maximize enterprise ROI extend holistic bandwidth transition transparent paradigms empower turn-key relationships streamline extensible technologies incentivize magnetic portals utilize seamless eyeballs disintermediate transparent partnerships optimize proactive mindshare cultivate robust web services unleash next-generation networks recontextualize B2B mindshare syndicate bleeding-edge markets synthesize 24/7 ROI expedite efficient platforms orchestrate viral technologies scale rich bandwidth envisioneer rich functionalities redefine e-business ROI

web economy bullshit generator

Anonymous said...

This game is generally called Cheat in Britain and Bullshit in the USA. In many books it appears as I Doubt It. The game can be played by from 2 to 10 players.

One standard pack of 52 cards is used. All the cards are dealt out to the players; some may have more than others, but not by much. The object is to get rid of all your cards. Select at random who should go first and continue clockwise.

On the table is a discard pile, which starts empty. A turn consists of discarding one or more cards face down on the pile, and calling out their rank. The first player must discard Aces, the second player discards Twos, the next player Threes, and so on. After Tens come Jacks, then Queens, then Kings, then back to Aces, etc.

Since the cards are discarded face down, you do not in fact have to play the rank you are calling. For example if it is your turn to discard Sevens, you may actually discard any card or mixture of cards; in particular, if you don't have any Sevens you will be forced to play some other card or cards.

Any player who suspects that the card(s) discarded by a player do not match the rank called can challenge the play by calling "Cheat!", "Bullshit!" or "I doubt it!" (depending on what you call the game). Then the cards played by the challenged player are exposed and one of two things happens:

1. if they are all of the rank that was called, the challenge is false, and the challenger must pick up the whole discard pile;
2. if any of the played cards is different from the called rank, the challenge is correct, and the person who played the cards must pick up the whole discard pile.

After the challenge is resolved, play continues in normal rotation: the player to the left of the one who was challenged plays and calls the next rank in sequence.

The first player to get rid of all their cards and survive any challenge resulting from their final play wins the game. If you play your last remaining card(s), but someone challenges you and the cards you played are not what you called, you pick up the pile and play continues.
Variations

If there are a lot of players, you may use two or more packs shuffled together.

For some people the sequence of ranks which have to be played goes downward rather than upward, beginning A, K, Q, J, 10, ...

Some people play that you can (claim to) play either the next rank above or the next rank below the rank announced by the previous player. For instance if the player before you played some cards an said "two tens", and you do not wish to challenge, you have a choice of playing jacks or nines.

Some allow cards of the same rank as the last card to be played, as well as the next higher or lower rank.

Some play that you can try cheat by playing more cards than you claim to have played - for example say three eights while playing three eights and a jack. This can be challenged in the usual way and you pick up the discard pile if your play did not match your call.

Description of other versions of this game can be found on

* Khopesh's Bullshit page.
* DupYup.com's Bullshit page.

On his Cheating the Rain page, Chris Scaife describes a version of the game in which the first card of the discard pile is dealt face up and you must play (or pretend to play) cards of the same rank or suit as this first card.

Two closely related games are described on other pages:

* Another version of I Doubt It!, in which players must all play (or claim to play) the same rank.
* The Russian game Verish' ne Verish' ("trust - don't trust"), which is similar to the above.

Anonymous said...

How many times have you looked at a dog licking his private parts and thought, “Hmm, if only I could do that”? You’re not alone. Rest assured that most, if not all men have thought the exact same thing. Some have even attempted it. But despite the interest, few men discuss the act of autofellatio, or self-sucking. So here’s a guide to tell you everything you want to know about the art of solo sucking.

Because They Can
Some people, especially women, may wonder why guys would want to give themselves a BJ. The answer is pretty simple – it’s the same reason why dogs lick themselves down there…because they can. A self-service blowjob is just like masturbation, only better. You get all the stimulation of a hot, wet mouth, but you get it just the way you like it. On the downside, there are no surprises, and self-sucking may kind of be like trying to tickle yourself…but on the upside, there are no bad surprises, like scraping teeth or sloppy technique. Additionally, a lot of guys get turned on by ejaculating on themselves and even swallowing their own cum. Self-sucking gives you the most efficient delivery method if you’re into eating your own.

You’ve Got to Flex It
In order to suck yourself off, you need to have one of two things (preferably both): a very flexible spine, or a very long dick. Having a longer penis obviously makes self-sucking easier by decreasing the distance from your cock head to your mouth, so the longer your dick, the less you have to bend. However, since penis length is something you either have or don’t, we’ll concentrate on what you can do to increase your spinal flexibility.

Fortunately, in order to self-suck, you don’t have to have an enormous cock. Many guys who are just average sized (5 to 6 inches hard) can do it. Unless you were born double-jointed or have been practicing yoga for the last 10 years, it will probably take some time and practice to get your dick and your mouth to meet up. Other prerequisites are overall health of your back and neck. If you have a slipped disk, misaligned vertebrae, or any other chronic back problem, we don’t advise attempting autofellatio. Even those with healthy and normal backs need to exercise caution and not push themselves when self-sucking to avoid back injuries. Besides a bad back, having a huge gut is another impediment to self-sucking. You can probably work around a small beer belly, but if you have a major overhang, it’s going to get in the way and block you from your goal. So, if you’re not quite in shape, start reaching for your toes and crunching those abs.

Get in Position

The easiest and probably most effective position for autofellatio is lying on your back. You’ll probably want to use a bed, sofa, or other cushioned surface for comfort, although practicing on a carpeted floor can sometimes give you better leverage. You should have a wall or a headboard nearby to brace your feet against. Lie down (naked, of course) with the top of your head at least a foot from the wall. Pull your legs up and roll back onto your shoulders, raising your legs over your head. Brace your feet on the wall and “walk” your way down until your crotch is close to your face. Lift your head up if necessary to get closer. If your back feels tight, don’t strain to reach your cock, even if it’s tantalizingly close. Just let your muscles stretch. You may want to use one hand to pull your cock closer. Suck what you can, if you can – otherwise, just wank and keep practicing.

A variation on this position is the gravity-assisted method, where you simply lie back, throw your legs up over your head, and let gravity pull them down. To help out, you can hook one or both arms behind your knees and pull towards you. Don’t pull too hard or strain yourself. With both of these positions, be careful about putting too much pressure on your neck or pulling on it too hard.

You might have a problem with this if your dick is only 1 inch long, though Joe.

Caoilfhionn said...

It would appear as though your freak fan base will no longer be able to comment and you'll be hearing crickets over here.

Not that it will be a disappointment to those of us who are watching.

Caoilfhionn said...

oh and I forgot to include your picture in that last comment, lol...

waaa aaaaahhhhh!