Thank God Its Friday! Thank God For Freedom and Thank God for the Men and Women In the U.S. Military!
Yes Junior Cape Crusaders we have once again made an executive decision and relieved Ed Caraballo of his duties as our trusty side-kick without prejudice and inserted Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas as our new trusty-side kick. We thought long and hard about this appointment and decided that Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas is such a pain in the pachuca that she deserves this nomination. Especially since she has taken over blogging for her lover-hero Jackbo until he can find a way to fork over some cash to get his sat-phone back.
In honor of new appointment we once again shall take a look at Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas's Psychotic and Homicidal writings in COWS BLOG!
"First off, we have some good news. After two anxious weeks without hearing from the three Americans illegally-imprisoned in Afghanistan, the SuperPatriots have finally been able to confirm that Jack Idema, Brent Bennett and Ed Caraballo are doing okay. "Here is news.....sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Hell everyone has reported their fine. Your just catching on now?
"Well, actually, Jack and Brent are doing more than just ‘okay’ — They’re well-protected by friends from the Northern Alliance and, in spite of the Karzai government’s attempts to house terrorists alongside them, still have their quarters in the annex very much to themselves."Yep of course Karazi wanted to put terrorists next to Jack and that is exactly what was reported right? Wrong! Thats the excellent supported research that our trusty-side kick Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas actually performs.. So Thomas besides coming from Jackbo and maybe his idiot lawyer care to show the world where that came from? What an idiot! That is why we selected her....
Protected by the Northern Alliance.....Excuse us Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas, there is no more Northern Alliance or ..eh... Northern Front...... What this so-called protective force of Jackbo's is a daydream and nothing more than a bunch of bandits and renegades and if Jackbo is being protected by anything resembling the Northern Alliance then your chest size makes Dolly Parton look flat! Now Jackbo if you really need protection all you need to do his get Tiffany to free up some bucks and presto instant protection!
Now we get to the good part........
"Jack’s and the NA’s best efforts notwithstanding, though, one person who isn’t doing so well is Ed Caraballo:"But Caraballo, an Emmy Award-winning cameraman who said he was filming a documentary on the two others when they all were arrested, has been attacking prison guards and acting unstable, officials said. […] Caraballo, who has converted to Islam and now goes by the name Najib, split from the men and lives separately, in Cellblock 1. Almost three weeks ago, prisoners rioted and seized control of Cellblock 2 and tried to take over Cellblock 1. Many were said to be Al Qaeda and members of the Taliban. During the riot, Caraballo used his mobile phone to call reporters and say he was about to be beheaded.Certainly, Ed’s mental state has become a major concern of late — Last week he even attempted to run out of the prison compound and had to be forcibly restrained. Right now, he is being kept under close watch by Northern Alliance personnel, who are becoming extremely concerned about Ed’s state of mind."Whats with the attempt to discredit Eddy Caraballo? Guess Jackbo is still fuming that Caraballo got on 360 and the only one who got Jackbo was our trusty side-kick Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas! Now we start with the slander on Caraballo.... She goes on....
"Certainly, Ed’s mental state has become a major concern of late — Last week he even attempted to run out of the prison compound and had to be forcibly restrained. Right now, he is being kept under close watch by Northern Alliance personnel, who are becoming extremely concerned about Ed’s state of mind. "And Jacbo's mental state is what stable? Tried to run out of the compound? So now that Caraballo has trumped Jackbo its time to question his mental stability.... Nice projection........lets start destroying Caraballo now....Right Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas? Hell if anyones mental stability is in question its yours! WoW! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
Now here is a killer......
"So what can we do? Well, anyone reading this with their own blog can sign up for the weekly Free Jack Idema Blogburst by emailing Cao or Rottweiler Puppy for details. I’d urge everyone to do this, as we’re still terribly short on takers. If you want to know more about the story, Cao’s Blog has a large section devoted to Jack Idema. There’s also a timeline here, and, of course, a huge amount of information is available over at SuperPatriots, without whose work none of us would have learned about Jack’s story."
I’d urge everyone to do this, as we’re still terribly short on takers? Really we wonder why? How about ... people know your full of it? People know Jacbo's full of it? People know you blog with a brain like a chimps? How about people don't care about Jacbo, since he got exactly what he deserves!
Now our trusty side-kick Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas, one of the things we have always wondered is whether or not this Pay-Pal Account assigned to firstname.lastname@example.org has ever be used to support Jackbo? You know using paypal to move illicit funds???? Got to wonder why our trusty side-kick Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas been selling?
Sellers reputation: (161) Verified Buyers
Account Status: Verified
Account Type: US Premier
Account Creation Date: December 27, 2000
PayPal Member for: 5 Year and 11 days
Oh by the way, Psychotic and Homicidal Lynn Thomas, yes of course we notified Pay-Pal....