Thursday, July 14, 2005

Caught In the Act!

Discouraged Forward! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side kick "half in/half out" Francis!

Well Junior Cape Crusaders, it seems that our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema finally got caught manipulating press reports! Like this is a surprise!

Our intel weenies tell us that United Press International has sent a cease and desist letter to Jack and his band of merry lawyers! Seems that Jack posted on his fraudulent website some UPI Articles where he made some additions that were not part of the original articles and to his favor! Hey Jack isn't that a copyright violation? Guess that doesn't matter to you eh?

Its about time UPI! So Jack got caught manipulating documents for his gain. Like this has not happened before! How surprising! Wonder what else Jack has manipulated? A certain secret terror hearing tape? We will soon know! This will look real good in court Gummo! It just proves that Jack is about a fradulent as a three dollar bill.......

BTW Jack we hear that the cops had to go back to the Ol' Idema homestead in Fayetteville last week. Seems as if Vicky was having some trouble with her new boyfriend again.......

Thank You United Press International for doing the right thing!

Stay tuned Junior Cape Crusaders there is a whopper coming!

Discouraged Forward!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Didn't anyone tell Vicky it's not nice to try to set boyfriends on fire!