Saturday, July 09, 2005

PRO-BONER!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders and our trusty side-kick Francis!

Yes Junior Cape Crusaders our imprisoned POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema has not let us down! According to the California Case File Jack has filed a Notice Of Appearance with regard to the cross-complaint in the Idema Vs. Fox News Lawsuit!

"Now Comes, defendant J.K. Idema, pro-se, and makes this appearance in the above mentioned matter in pro per, in his own defense to the counter-complaint against him.

Shits and Giggles! Lets take a look at the highlights!

1. Defendant (Idema) is currently represented by counsel in his (Idema's) capacity as plaintiff in this case. Counsel is Mr. Francis Pizzulli, Santa Monica, California.

3. While Idema and Puzzulli who has been acting as counsel for both plaintiff and defense up until this point, agree on the prosecution of this case against Artis and Knightsbridge, they have fundamental differences regarding the defense of Idema in the cross-complaint.

4. Additionally, Idema, as defendant, is now faced with the cost of his defense, and because of his financial position, is unable to adequately fund representation both as a plaintiff and defendant. Therefore, Idema invokes his Faretta right to proceed pro se in his defense of Artis and Knightsbridge's cross complaint, and files this notice of appearance as a pro se defendant in the cross-complaint only.

HOLD ON BOY'S AND GIRL'S Here come a whopper!

9. Additionally, defendant is admitted to practice law in the Islamic State of Afghanistan; to the Afghan Criminal Court, the Afghan National Security Court, the Afghan Appeals Court, the Afghan Tamiz Court, and the Supreme Court. During trial in those courts Idema has successfully defended four Afghan nationals during secret National Security Trial during closed hearings, which resulted in a not guilty verdict for all four defendants. Idema then defended three Americans, including himself, which resulted in a Not Guilty verdict of one national security charge in January 2005, and in a subsequent set of trials, Idema obtained a Not Guilty verdict on all remaining charges in a trial de novo in the Afghan Appeals Court.

The rest of the motion Junior Cape Crusaders is your typical legal mumbo jumbo......But we note that the motion is signed Jack K. Idema POW......

Well how about that Junior Cape Crusaders and especially you Francis it must make you just teary and proud! Jacks wants his cake and he wants to eat it too! How novel!

Yes Jack is a very seasoned legal begal!

Let's see.... Pizzulli and Jack are having fundamental differences in the defense....Hummm sounds like the real lawyer does not want to be put in the position of being caught lying and not being able to prove his case! Lets not mention violating his ethical standards......But that's fine with Jack he lies and manufactures evidence all the time! Typical showman Jack.....

Whats this? Financial problems? Now how is that Jack???? You claim to have won a historic 1.3 million dollar lawsuit that was reduced to 650k! You know that one! The one where you sued your fathers insurance company and let your father testalie for you! Nice Patriot and Hero boy...sue your father.... Now you claim your broke? Well.... think someone will ask the judge for some form of verification?

Let's Continue... Jacks admitted as a Lawyer in Afghanistan! Really!? Won secret hearings eh? Are those the so-called taped secret hearings you have? Guess they ain't so secret eh Jack? Wonder if the Afghan Judge knows this? Now why does this not surprise us? You taped secret hearings? Just like you breaking your agreement not to tape the Fox News Deposition....?

Well Jack, guess what we think we will just find out all about your lawyer status and secret hearings. Who knows Jack maybe someone will ask the California Judge for a mental competency evaluation before the Court rules on this petition... Like there is no supporting evidence for this?

You know Jack your playing your Jack in the box games again...... its just too bad you did not attach any ...ah....evidence to this motion to support your claims.... Like that has not happened before! Like a Afghan Law License, letter of finding, or even a Judicial Order finding you not guilty..... BTW Jack exactly what International Organization found you a P.O.W.? Not the ICRC that is for sure. Not the Afghan or US Governments! Must be that Independent breakaway...you know the one.... The Federal Republic Of Fraudville!

We will find out ...Jack! And we mean we will find out Jack........

Stayed Tuned Junior Cape Crusaders and our Trusty side-kick francis! Our IMPRISONED POW Hero Leader "Groucho" General Jack Idema is on the roll!

DISCOURAGED FORWARD!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hehehe I'm getting a boner just thinking of the three of you running around looking over your shoulders all the time, lol.

the sheriff's lookin' for ya...