Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Zero Hour Approaches

DISCOURAGED FORWARD! Junior Cape Crusaders Worldwide and our new trusty-side kick Award Winning Journalist Ed Caraballo!

PART 3 The Outing!

4 Days - 16 Hours - 10 Minutes

Discourage Forward!
(Poor JackLynn his-hers privileges revoked and he-she is still not free!)

16 comments:

Kender said...

Bwahahahaa....cramer tells me my name is Donald Orum.....bwahahaha.....nice try, but a swing and a miss.

But I called Donald Orum, (I do happen to know him, which is how our names got linked), and he said "You're picture's online Kender, so tell 'em to come knock on the door and say hi".

So feel free to "out" me, and please, PLEASE go knock on Donald's door.

Please...and knowing his sleeping habits, head on over there about, oh, nine AM.....that should get you a nice, friendly reception.

Need directions? Hey....how about if I meet you at Donalds? Yeah.....we can go have lunch up the street....they have great chinese in that part of town.

Oh, and if you call Donald he's gonna ask you where my xmas card is....if you have the address it is only common courtesy to send one, ya' know.

Kender said...

So, how do you guys feel about my sit ebeing ranked above yours in google for the searchterm "stuporpatriot"?

Pretty embarrassing huh? To get out ranked on your own word by some mouthy yoyo with a keyboard, bad typing skills and a smattering of tech knowlegde must suck eggs eh?

Rottweiler Puppy said...

Aw. Pay no attention to Kender, guys. He's just pissed off because I get to be Jack Idema.

Kender said...

No....I am JACK!!!

You're Don.

John C. A. Bambenek said...

Well, you're late... I'm waiting to be outed based on all the information I put about myself online.

Kender said...

Where is my outing?

Yoohoo....anyone seen an "outing" around here? Someone said there was gonna be one here.

Rottweiler Puppy said...

Well? We're all waiting for the Big Exposure. Damn, but we're all just desperate to be 'outed' by you pricks. So come on, let's get moving with this. You're -- what -- five days late already?
Damn, but if the VRWC ran on your timetable we'd be enjoying the sixth year of the Gore Presidency.

Kender said...

DAMNDAMNDAMN!!!!!!!!


Big dogs web log displaced me as teh number one google hit for the stoopidpats here......I am slacking, but hey, I have been busy diggin a bunker to hide from the explosive fallout of the OUTING THAT REFUSES TO OCCUR!!!!!

Kender said...

WTF eh???

You morons are so damned pathetic....where's the outing? What kind of pussy ass shit is this where a bunch of self proclaimed defenders of truth can't hold true to their word and fucking out me already????


I cannot believe the level of incompetence and stupendous ineptitude of the cretins that publish at this site.....from the sub-human slimes at columbia U's law schools to the patchouli reeking simpletons hiding in the NY library, from virginia to manila, you are all the most pitiful excuses for wannabe threatening shitbags that I have ever run across.....you are bigger pussies than the lying shits that defend radical moojies and criminal aliens......

BTW, yesterday I was sitting in the computer lab at cal-tech, playing with hacking programs and collecting IPs when I came across some very interesting information.....

Let's just say that Google's policy was violated, and a certain legal intern has caused his bosses some consternation, although mssrs. Vaughn, Hall, Jones & VanDeveer have yet to find this out.

Did you know that hidden files in your computer can track what you are looking at and send that information back to the person that installed the file? And that all you really need is that persons IP and to ping the computer to see if it is online? And if it is online you can sneak in and install a hidden program to do that?

At least.....that is what I have heard.....but I certainly wouldn't know anything about that!!!

Caoilfhionn said...

Gosh guys, there be a problem with their Locateplus account!

mwahahahahaha

More surprises dead ahead--strap yourselves in, boys.

Kender said...

Just for the morons at the stoopidpats

Caoilfhionn said...

On Saturday February 11, 2006, the new Afghan Parliament, led by Prime Minister Yunis Qanooni, the man who’s life was saved by Jack and his team, brought the last three enemies of Jack in front of the Afghan Parliament. So began the trial of:

1) NDS Chief Amrullah Saleh (FBI lackey and Head of NDS who arrested and tortured Jack and his men),

2) the Deputy of Ahmad Ali Jalali. Jalali was the Interior Minister/former journalist who ordered the arrest of Jack and his men at the direction of Ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad- both were enemies of Yunis Qanooni and Massoud’s United Front (Northern Alliance) and both were trying to keep Qanooni and the United Front (America’s greatest allies in the 2001/2002 war) from controlling Afghanistan. Smart enough to know his imminent demise, Jalali fled back to the United States last October. His spokesman, pro-Taliban journalist Lutfallah Mashal, fled to London.

But that has not stopped the new Parliament from holding someone responsible for their acts. PM Qanooni summoned the next in command to take the hit, and

3) General Wardaq, a Pashtun American citizen (like Jalali and Karzai) was next to be put on the stand. Wardaq, a former Soviet trained junior officer who fled Afghanistan and never held any type of command rank, lived in America and never fought once in any of the Afghan wars. He succeeded General Fahim as Minister of Defense after Karzai fired Fahim over his support of Jack. He too will answer far reaching allegations that are expected to not only bring about their firing, but probable criminal and treason charges at the hands of the new Mujahadeen controlled Northern Alliance Parliament.

What is being called a inquisition style trial started today. The first questions posed to Saleh were:

“explain why have you released terrorists after a few days, imprisoned innocent men, why is border security a disaster, and what have you done about suicide bombers?”

Similar questions were directed at Wardaq and Jalali’s replacement, Engineer Zarar. Massoud loyalists said afterwards that,

“this is only the beginning of the United Front setting this country straight and exposing Khalilzad and Karzai’s crimes against the people.”

What is expected over the next few days? A special Commission will ask questions about how and why Saleh and Jalali allowed the terrorist would-be assassins of Prime Minister (then Minister and National Security Advisor), Yunis Qanooni, to be set free while the men who saved his life have sat in prison for 18 months, and still remain in prison after the Appeals Court found them innocent in a new trial.

Jack and his team were reached by phone in their NA General Officer’s suite at Pulacharke Prison right after the hearings concluded for the day. We could just see him smiling at the other end of the phone. “The sword swings,” was his only comment on the record.

“Vengeance Is A Dish Best Served Cold.”

It is a known fact that Jack waits until the very last minute before anyone knows the plan. Go Jack !

See it at Superpatriots.us

Caoilfhionn said...

Sunday, Feb 12, 2006- In a surprise announcement, the new Parliament of Afghanistan announced the formation of 18 commissions which will investigate illegal and corrupts government acts, security failures of the Karzai government over the last 4 years. The FIRST Commission empanelled is the JUSTICE COMMISSION, which will investigate abuses of justice and terrorism. Amrullah Saleh, judges, and Ministers will explain their actions in various selected cases. Which cases of “injustice” have been ordered investigated by the Northern Alliance controlled Parliament loyal to Massoud????

bwahahahahahaha

You guys are toast!

Rottweiler Puppy said...

Well, nearer 22 days, 16 hours, 10 minutes and counting now. What's the matter, guys? No dirt on anyone? Well, damn, but maybe you leftists shouldn't judge everyone by your own, miserable standards. Granted, if you threatened to 'out' libs at a group blog, you'd be treated to the unedifying sight of junkies, crooks and perverts diving for cover in all directions, but, what can I say? The VRWC just doesn't work that way.

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